In honor of the current “Shit X say to Y” video meme, I decided to do my parody as a blog post for all my gifted friends out there.
“I bet you read a lot.”
“Have you really read all of those books?”
“You must be really smart.”
“You are such a braniac.”
“You don’t really know how to do that.”
“Are you sure?”
“Shhhh, don’t say that.”
“You must know a lot about computers.”
“Will you fix my computer, it’s got a virus on it?”
“I bet you’d be really good on Jeopardy.”
“Everybody is gifted.”
“You are such an elitist.”
“I bet you didn’t have a lot of friends in high school.”
“You don’t look like a nerd.”
“I bet you were really good at math in school.”
“Can you work a little slower? You are making everyone else look bad.”
“Can you explain how magnets work?”